🌸 Classy on the outside. Screaming on the inside.
At first glance, this looks like a sophisticated, vintage-inspired floral mug that your grandma would love. But look a little closer...
It is the perfect camouflage for your daily frustration. Whether you are stuck in a meeting that could have been an email, dealing with holiday family drama, or just trying to survive a Monday, this mug speaks your truth without saying a word.
Why You Need This Mug in Your Life:
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🕵️♀️ Master of Disguise: The typography is intricately woven into the floral pattern. From a distance, it’s just a pretty mug. Only the worthy (and the observant) will know what it really says.
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🧘♀️ Therapeutic Sipping: Feeling overwhelmed? Take a sip of coffee and let the mug do the cursing for you. It’s cheaper than therapy.
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🎁 The Ultimate Gag Gift: Looking for a White Elephant or Secret Santa gift that will steal the show? This is it. It’s unexpected, hilarious, and actually useful.
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✨ Vintage Aesthetic: We didn't skimp on the design. The colors are rich, the pattern is detailed, and it looks great on any desk or Instagram feed.
Perfect For:
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That coworker who is this close to quitting.
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Your best friend who is tired of everyone’s drama.
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Yourself, because you deserve a reward for dealing with... everything.
Product Specifications
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Material: 100% Durable Ceramic.
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Capacity: 11oz
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Design: Full-wrap print with hidden typography.
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Colors: Available with Black, Blue, or Pink rim and handle to match your vibe.
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Care: Dishwasher and Microwave safe. (Because hand-washing is just one more thing to hate).
