🌟 Why Collectors Love It:
A cheeky twist on America’s iconic symbol, this 5-inch hand-painted resin statue combines patriotism with irreverent humor. Perfect for political satire fans, rebels, or anyone craving a conversation-starting decor piece.
🔥 Top Features:
1️⃣ Bold Design: Flipping the bird with historical defiance (inspired by 2,000+ years of rebellious gestures)
2️⃣ Museum-Quality: Durable UV-protected resin + 24K gold accents.
3️⃣ Versatile Placement: Fits desks, shelves, or mantels – anywhere that needs sass.
4️⃣ Safe & Solid: Rounded edges, non-toxic paints, and rust-resistant base.
🎁 Perfect For:
- Weddings (couples who laugh at tradition)
- Birthdays (rebels over 50)
- Thoughtful gifts for political junkies
📣 Real Fans Say:
“My Tea Party friends bought one – now Thanksgiving is a roast fest!”
🛒 Click NOW – Only 500 Editions Exist!
🔍 Specs:
- Material: Antique bronze resin
- Weight: 2.1 lbs
- Certified: Humor Safety Rated™
💬 “Offensive?”
Nope! It’s patriotic provocation – like Supreme Court-approved sarcasm.
🚨 Act Fast!
Rebels, skeptics, and free-thinkers are grabbing these faster than hotcakes! 🥞🏃♂️
Crafted in the USA | 100% Satire Guarantee
